I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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