even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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