Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

dude you need to get laid

(906): View more from Michigan

me?

(616): View more from Michigan

no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months

(906): View more from Michigan

oh I thought you were talkin about me

(906): View more from Michigan

wait

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(206): View more from Washington

I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week

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