Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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