I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Its about making memories worth repressing
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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