I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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