I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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