everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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