we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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