Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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