DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
His nipple licking is glorious
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