I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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