But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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