So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again