So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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