Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
His hands were made for my vagina.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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