Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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