thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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