Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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