Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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