Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Randomize