I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I touched a dick in church today
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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