My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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