need another drink. this is the easiest way
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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