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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he's single and there are thong briefs.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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