Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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