p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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