road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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