It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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