She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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