I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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