I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
