No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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