When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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