the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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