their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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