I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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