He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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