: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm bleeding and have questions
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