I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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