Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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