she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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