How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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