Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I wish i was in the wii world.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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