hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
