Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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