Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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