We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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