what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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