How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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