Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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