No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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